I already fucked on a bag of McDonald's
Son of the swan I feel like I'm Ronald
Asher Roth IRA, cause I love college
I go to the forest and live in a cottage
But then I can't get no more fuckin' McDonald's

Ride a roller coaster goin' full throttle
Now I'm at Disneyland eating McDonald's
Tell Goofy and Mickey and Pluto and Donald
(Donald Duck noises) McDonald's

I get all the mouthwash so I can gargle
I feel like Darth Vader cause I am your Father
Got Goblet of Fire but fuck Harry Potter
She still really want me to get her some Prada

I told you ain't got enough I gеt McDonald's
I swim in the water I put on the gogglеs
I feel like DamnJuice the way I get gobby
Will I go and get some McDonald's? Yeah, probably

I'm comin' in first I feel like Ricky Bobby
I am a vampire don't bring up the garlic
Cause I'm gonna fuckin' die off the McDonald's

I'm scared in bed and I'm under the covers
I ate too much McDonald's and now I feel chubby
I'm flyin' to Ireland, flyin' to Dublin
All of my money is tripplin' doublin'
The irony I can get Dolce & Gabbana
Nobody to give it to, only McDonald's
I'm spinnin' the dreidel you thought it was Hanukkah
Drivin' like Patrick speedin' Like Danica
I got all the paint, it's up in the canister
Because I'm bout to go paint a McDonald's

I already fucked on a bag of McDonald's
Son of the swan I feel like I'm Ronald
Asher Roth IRA, cause I love college
I go to the forest and live in a cottage
But then I can't get no more fuckin' McDonald's

Ride a roller coaster goin' full throttle
Now I'm at Disneyland eating McDonald's
Tell Goofy and Mickey and Pluto and Donald
(Donald Duck noises) McDonald's
(Donald Duck noises) McDonald's

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