[Chorus: Dude York]
Menthol and alcohol
Feelin' like I can't feel at all
Menthol and alcohol
Smell me comin' down the hall

[Verse 1: Dude York]
Smokin' and drinkin' (ooh!)
What was I thinkin'? (YOLO)
Now I'm fuckin' and singin'
Bad breath and pit stinkin'
So breathalyze this, bitch (trash)
Fallin' down in public like I can't resist
Irrational behavior, nasty-ass flavor
Beer tastes like ice cream, lookin' for an ice queen
Cuz I don't need a limousine, what the fuck's a limousine?
Pants wet like it's 2013
And I'm out the Hot Tub Time Machine
I mean it this time
I'm a toilet person (I'm a toilet person!)

[Chorus: Dude York]
Menthol and alcohol
Feelin' like I can't feel at all
Menthol and alcohol
Smell me comin' down the hall
Menthol and alcohol
Feelin' like I can't feel at all
Menthol and alcohol
Smell me comin' down the hall
[Outro: Coast Modern & Dude York]
[?]
[?]
I know where you at
I feel like a [?]
He smells like a trash man (Like a trash man)
Like a homeless man (Like a trash can)
We need a home for this man (We need a home for this man)
(We need a home for this man)
(He can't live in a trash can)
(No one should)