[Intro: Lois Griffin]
Hi, I’m Lois Griffin
I- uh- I just wanted to be here today to say goodbye to Meredith and thank you
Thank you for raising me and for being there when no one else was, that’s why I was so hurt when you left and I always held it against you but now, I realize it wasn’t your fault
“SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM!”

[Verse: أم حمودي البغدادية]
Sitting with my ticket
I drop it then i pick it
Look at those hips
Soda pop i lick it
Tell him ‘bout bob
Yeah the one without a job
Sit on his face
Till u feel that shit throb
Oh my god, He looks like a blob (uhh)
You just ended that flop (unh)
Now blend in with the mob (UH SUCK THAT DICK RIGHT NOW)

[Chorus: أم حمودي البغدادية]
‘Cause I ain’t the one
So dont try it hun...
Do you see these buns?
They glisten in the sun
And once I am done
I will pull out my gun
So u better run
‘Cause i ain't the one (Bitch!)
[Break]
“What did you do?
*ᵍᵃʷᵏ ᵍᵃʷᵏ ᵍᵃʷᵏ*
”What?”
*gawk gawk gawk*
“What?”
*GAWK GAWK GAWK* (EÆUH)

[Verse: cupcakKe]
No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns (Mmh)
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat (Yeah)
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding (Ooh)
Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's

[Outro]
(AHH OH MY GOD DADDAY STOP!)
“Oh mother, mother, mother…”
“I love you lois.”
“Oh, petah”
“I’m horny”
“Oh, peter yes”
“Yeah, yeah”
“Oh, I’m on fire!”