[Intro: Eso]
Ah, put that away darling, goodness gracious
You're going to embarrass me in front of this lot
Your chardonnay's fine, darling; is my bow tie on properly?
Good, good, good; ahem, mic check
Now, ladies and gentlemen, hurry now to your seats
The show's about to begin and, my word, you're in for a treat
Buckle up your belts now, hold on to your knickers at all costs
As we welcome you to part two of "Pigs in the Porn Trough"

[Verse 1: Eso]
It's like my life's a song and everyone knows
That if my lights are on that everyone's home
And that's a serious shindig, a guaranteed fix
'Cause even 20/20 motherfuckers haven't seen shit
I want the fans at my show to put the mosh in pit
Barbecuin' with my crew, chillin' off my tits
With a maid that'll slave, cook, and wash my dick
In a house that I own that didn't cost me shit

[Verse 2: Bliss]
So just bounce, we up in the club bumper to bumper
I just wanna jump in the bunker and hump her like Thumper
And Mrs Purty's ass wouldn't stop buzzin' and shakin'
I wanna take her to the shed (For hot lovin' relations)
Still love the touch of pudge spillin' out the top of your britches
I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit
The twisted man on the job when you ain't lovin' her right
The perverted, poetical plumber that's pluggin' her pipe
[Chorus: Bliss & Eso]
Hey, yo, ladies? (Yeah?)
Does rubbin' the nub make you crazy? (Yeah)
You got tits and butts with no maybes? (Oh yeah)
Well, answer me this, do you love a good boofin', well? (Hell yeah)
Hey, yo, gentlemen? (Yeah?)
You ready to up, jump and represent? (Yeah)
If she's game and you game, you adventurous? (Yeah)
You got that look in your eyes
Now, everybody, break the ice and get your boof on tonight

[Verse 3: Eso]
I got my willy in your mouth, ho; Sydney's in the house, bro
Writin' free, lightin' weed, chillin' on the couch, blown
And there's no holdin' it in
Roll out your red rug, love, give me that Dolmio grin

[Verse 4: Bliss]
Ew, I'm that stench trench digger like Dirk, workin' your lawn
Servin' the words of this song, got birds slurpin' my schlong
Watch it grow huge now, my tower that's made of wood
That just rolls though town to deflower the native bush

[Verse 5: Eso]
See, they might have money for a Lex or Rolls
But I got these mingers pingin', wishin' they had extra holes
So let me plait your puss, while I hang you from your undies
No note in the morning, just a kanga in your dunny
[Verse 6: Bliss]
See, I just tickle your nipples and give you giggles to your stomach
Flip you and hit you and watch shock waves
Ripple up your buttocks
Make you scream like Gale Weathers, dick dippin' in your clit
As I ream your tail feather, leave knickers in a twist

[Chorus: Bliss & Eso]
Hey, yo, ladies? (Yeah?)
Does rubbin' the nub make you crazy? (Yeah)
You got tits and butts with no maybes? (Oh yeah)
Well, answer me this, do you love a good boofin', well? (Hell yeah)
Hey, yo, gentlemen? (Yeah?)
You ready to up, jump and represent? (Yeah)
If she's game and you game, you adventurous? (Yeah)
You got that look in your eyes
Now, everybody, break the ice and get your boof on tonight

[Verse 7: Eso]
We've got Buddha and booby to blaze and bounce when we chill
Consumed by hooters that truly make me bounce on her frills
Ha-ha-ha, fireplace fondling, fingers in your funhouse
Growlin' at Mother Nature 'til it's sundown

[Verse 8: Bliss]
Through a mist of toxic bud, the Gov rocks the club
And if you fly, I'm the pilot for your cockpit, love
Bathin' with black booty beauties like the Prince of Zamunda
Love is blind, I'm Richard Prior, like, "Punta, punta, punta"
[Verse 9: Eso]
I might be bearded with my pipe, but this naval captain shabby
Will not explore down under unless you shave your map of Tassie
Too right Governor, ain't nothin' new to these cunnies
So drop your dacks, young love, show us that zoo in your undies

[Verse 10: Bliss, Eso & Both]
There was a beaver, two calves when I found her lair
A hundred crabs and an ass with a thousand hairs
A purring pussy that plays head tricks on my mind
An oily oyster and a dead fish I can't find

[Chorus: Bliss & Eso]
Hey, yo, ladies? (Yeah?)
Does rubbin' the nub make you crazy? (Yeah)
You got tits and butts with no maybes? (Oh yeah)
Well, answer me this, do you love a good boofin', well? (Hell yeah)
Hey, yo, gentlemen? (Yeah?)
You ready to up, jump and represent? (Yeah)
If she's game and you game, you adventurous? (Yeah)
You got that look in your eyes
Now, everybody, break the ice and get your boof on tonight

[Bridge: Bliss & Eso]
Get your boof on, now get your boof on
'Cause it's a good song to get your boof on
Get your boof on, now get your boof on
'Cause it's a good song to get your boof on

[Outro: Bliss & Eso]
Get your boof on tonight, get your boof on tonight
Get your boof on, get your boof on
Get your boof on tonight
If she's lookin' that tight, with that pussy delight
Then get your boof on, get your boof on
Get your boof on tonight