[Intro]
Ah, put that away darling, goodness gracious
You're going to embarress me in front of this lot
[?] darling, is my bow tie on properly?
Good, good, good. Ahem, mic check
Now ladies and gentlemen, hurry now to your seats
The show's about to begin, and my word you're in for a treat
Buckle up your belts now, hold on to your knickers at all costs
As we welcome you to part 2 of Pigs in the Porn Trough

[Verse 1: Eso]
It's like my life's a song and everyone knows
That if my lights are on that everyone's home
And that's a serious shindig, a guaranteed fix
Cause even 20.20 motherfuckers haven't seen shit
I want the fans at my show to put the mosh in pit
Barbecuing with my crew chilling off my tits
With a maid that'll slave cook and wash my dick
In a house that I own didn't cost me shit

[Verse 2: Bliss]
So just bounce, we up in the club bumper to bumper
I just wanna jump in the bunker and hump her like thumper
And Mrs Purty's arse wouldn't stop buzzing and shaking
I wanna take her to the shed (for hot loving relations)
Love the touch of pudge spilling out the top of your britches
I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit
The twisted man on the job when you ain't loving her right
The perverted, poetical plumber who's plugging her pipe
[Hook: Eso]
Hey yo ladies? "Yeah"
Does rubbing the nub make you crazy? "Yeah"
You got tits and buts with no maybes? "Oh yeah"
Well answer me this, do you love a good boofing, well? "Hell yeah"
Hey yo gentlemen? "Yeah"
You ready to up jump and represent? "Yeah"
If she's game and you game you adventurous? "Yeah"
You got that look in your eyes
Now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight

[Verse 3: Eso]
I got my willy in your mouth ho, Sydney's in the house bro
Writing free, lighting weed, chilling on the couch blown
And there's no holding it in
Roll out your red rug love, give me that Dolmio grin

[Verse 4: Bliss]
Ew, I'm that stench trench digger like Dirk working your lawn
Serving the words of this song, got birds slurping my schlong
Watch it grow huge now, my tower that's made of wood
That just rolls though town to deflower the native bush

[Verse 5: Eso]
See they might have money for a Lex or Rolls
But I got these mingers pinging, wishing they had extra holes
So let me plat your puss, while I hang you from your undies
No note in the morning, just a kanga' in your dunny
[Verse 6: Bliss]
See I just tickle your nipples and give you giggles to you stomach
Flip you and hit you and watch shock waves ripple up your buttocks
Make you scream like Gail Weather, dick dipping in your clit
As I ream your tail feather, leave knickers in a twist

[Hook: Eso]
Hey yo ladies? "Yeah"
Does rubbing the nub make you crazy? "Yeah"
You got tits and buts with no maybes? "Oh yeah"
Well answer me this, do you love a good boofing, well? "Hell yeah"
Hey yo gentlemen? "Yeah"
You ready to up jump and represent? "Yeah"
If she's game and you game you adventurous? "Yeah"
You got that look in your eyes
Now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight

[Verse 7: Eso]
We've got Buddha and booby to blaze and bounce when we chill
Consumed by hooters that truly make me bounce on her frills
Ha Ha Ha, fireplace fondling, fingers in your fun house
Growlin' out Mother Nature till it's sundown

[Verse 8: Bliss]
Through a mist of toxic bud the Gov rocks the club
And if you fly I'm the pilot for your cockpit love
Bathin' with black booty beauties like the prince of Zamunda
Love is blind, I'm Richard Prior like "Punta punta punta"
I might be bearded with my pipe, but this naval captain shabby
Will not explore down under unless you shave your map of Tassie
[Collision: Eso]
Too right Governor, ain't nothing new to these cunnies
So drop your daks young love, show us that zoo in your undies

[Bridge:]
There was a beaver, 2 calves when I found her lair
100 crabs, and an arse with 1000 hairs
A purring pussy that plays head tricks on my mind
An oily oyster and a dead fish I can't find

[Hook]
Hey yo ladies? "Yeah"
Does rubbing the nub make you crazy? "Yeah"
You got tits and buts with no maybes? "Oh yeah"
Well answer me this, do you love a good boofing, well? "Hell yeah"
Hey yo gentlemen? "Yeah"
You ready to up jump and represent? "Yeah"
If she's game and you game you adventurous? "Yeah"
You got that look in your eyes
Now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight

[Outro:]
Get your boof on, now get your boof on
Cos it's a good song, to get your boof on
Get your boof on, now get your boof on
Cause it's a good song, to get your boof on
Get your boof on tonight, get your boof on tonight
Get your boof on, get your boof on, get your boof on tonight
If she's lookin' that tight, with that pussy delight
Then get your boof on, get your boof on, get your boof on tonight