[Intro: Bliss & Eso]
Please no offense to the voluptuous Fräuleins
I'm using beer as lubrication
Haha, there you are looking greasy in my pig farm
Someone just fell in a puddle of mud!
I like it, I like it

[Verse 1: Eso]
You better tell a friend, or knock on someone's door
Cause Bliss n Eso came with that new song of porn
Bang boogie, here's the star
Better yet the duo!
But no no for you homos
Which means no go in my poo hole!

[Verse 2: Bliss]
He said bim bam, boogie and a bottle of whisky
I just think damn! could she see that hobbling gypsy!
That told me to be a recluse a hermit with God
And make pornos with Miss Piggy and Kermit the frog

[Verse 3: Eso]
Well that's his job, and me? I've been expecting you
It was in this house of lies that I met the truth
Don't get Eso twisted, mud is a storm
Sex isn't a movie and love isn't porn!
[Verse 4: Bliss]
Cinderella spin her fella into her pumpkin
I said surely your prefer your temple, it's the lost sunken city
Went up into mud, balling nice dirty lovers
And eight voluptuous freulines with two dirty buggers

[Verse 5: Eso]
Is this a simple invite to take off to the hills
And watch the moon make love with wolves (*howl*)
She pushes she pulls, she dribbles she drools
Laying back, blowing smoke, claiming my scribbles are cool

[Verse 6: Bliss]
Yeah, I had her bent over the banister and handcuffed to the railings
She thought we were sailing but no baby I was waiting
With my spear stuck in deep, I want to poach this walrus
Damsels don't be distressed we're about to approach the chorus

[Hook: Bliss & Eso]
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
[Verse 7: Bliss]
Yeah felines shave your whiskers and call me cousin Vinnie
I can feel those V-holes buzzing under a dozen minny's
So I selected a maid, and said I'm uncanny tonight
May I court you and later see your vag fanny delights

[Verse 8: Eso]
He's right, it's uncanny and unorthodox what we do to them
But ladies daze and dreaming of pigs fly in unison
I've been waiting for this chance to talk
To show you how I boof like Santa Clause when my pants are off

[Verse 9: Bliss]
Oh slow fucks, oh shucks, I'm inspired to think of brandy
Cause my dick went tired and limpy
Didn't wanna ruin the vibe like the fun had ended
But for her I was falling short, no pun intended

[Verse 10: Eso]
I don't know what to say to you make you laugh
Maybe we can shave each other's legs and take a bath
You see, I'm the grand entrance baby here's the plan:
I wanna snorkle dive in your bearded clam

[Verse 11: Bliss]
Oh please I'm not concerned that your doid's feeling raggity
There are other places, my dear, I'll exploit every cavity
You may begin there, just for the moment and don't fiddle
And I'll enjoy ravaging you and watching your toes twiddle
[Verse 12: Eso]
See when Max kissed ya, you showed him where the axe hit ya
But for dessert I'm having a croc like Steve Irwin
I'm the reason there's so much yoghurt in your beef curtain
I teach love and just to get amongst your peach muffin

[Hook: Bliss & Eso]
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

[Bridge: Eso & Bliss]
Bum, bum bum
You'd best believe that we're drunk, drunk drunk drunk
Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump
We're getting free with a skunk drunk crunk bunk
Bum, bum bum
You'd best believe that we're drunk, drunk drunk drunk
Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump
We're getting free with a skunk drunk crunk bunk

[Verse 13: Eso]
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause I can do it with my dick
And if these girls wanna rumble man I'll be there on the double
Like Rick, I won't be subtle when I put it in your twattle

[Veres 14: Bliss]
From cue sticks to cubicles, I found you
You invited me in, you wanted the scoundral pounding your jewel
I get the jelly running, so I left a warm pool up in your belly button

[Verse 15: Eso]
You're my love, where have you been?
I've been slipping a micky in a snake called salary and a bitch called whiskey
But loving light in your eyes just like a street life escape
And when she smiles it keeps my peace pipe ablaze

[Verse 16: Bliss]
Yo I'm drunk and tanned but I think the fumes have
Got me into the tripping zone with pink balloons
She blew me a kiss and left myself swang and sue
Then I saw a tootoo and a tootoo, I was dazed and confused

[Verse 17: Eso]
Ooh, take this as a smoke signal
Bliss n Eso terik choofing in the city
We're two cents under her gown
And big bad mud with one eye on her titty

[Verse 18: Bliss]
I'm so gassed and blown off this whiskey and rum
My head was speaking to me
My dick was all twisted and numb
The bed was squeeking she was squealing and it's naughty bizarre
Dipping my quill into her ink we're like a Marky the saur

[Hook: Bliss & Eso]
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

[Verse 19: Eso]
Me again, she been looking at me strangely
My bedroom's full of strobe lights, that bitch wants my baby!
She makes my knees buckle, we fuck all night
And we have stoned sex under the moonlight

[Verse 20: Bliss]
Well she listens to how my rhyming pattern sings
I thought I met you upon Saturn's rings
I can still taste your juice under these stars
I'm tracking this caboose sipping moon shine from jars

[Hook: Bliss & Eso]
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

[Outro: Bliss]
I'm a pimp on the dance floor girl
You best believe it
You know, you meet us after a show
We taking care of the situation
We got bubble baths with electric blankets
Don't worry, it's okay
Hold on Kenny, hold on
Jesus I got a hard on from that