[Verse 1]
So, you say you want to go to heaven?
Well, I got the plans
Kinda walks like Sasquatch
But it breeds like Kublai Khan
In original dialect, it's really quite cryptical
There are many copies around
But this, my man, is the original, yeah

[Verse 2]
It's given me powers
But kept me low
Many have scorned this
Modern day Pharisees fat with espressos
Be leary of Timothy, clear light and all that
If you want light, go steal the sun
Hell, that boy don't know crap

[Chorus 1]
If you want to know paradise, you ought to know hell
Want to drink that cool, clear liquor?
Better dig a little deeper in the well, my man
If you want to know paradise, you ought to know hell
Want to drink that cool, clear liquor?
Better dig a little deeper in the well, my man
[Pre-Chorus]
Do you want a mantra? Do you want to know?
Do you want that mantra? Well, here ya go
One for the money, two for the show
A knick-knack paddywhack, give the Lord a handclap

[Chorus 2]
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
Twing-twang, walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
Twing-twang, walla-walla-bing-bang, oh yeah
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
B-I-N-G-O
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
E-I-E-I-O

[Pre-Chorus]
Still want that mantra? Still wanna know?
Still want that mantra? Well, here ya go
It is written, I have spoken
So, put this in your pipe and smoke it

[Chorus 2]
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
Twing-twang, walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
Twing-twang, walla-walla-bing-bang, oh yeah
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
B-I-N-G-O
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah
E-I-E-I-O
[Outro]
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