[Verse 1]
Born with a moustache and a supernova
Tossed off the cliffs of Dover
Washed up on a faraway shore in the arms
Of the daughter of the buffalo
Mamma said he was the chosen one
Reverend said he was the other one
All that, pay no mind
Inside his Econoline

[Chorus]
Swallower of planets, the profits of doom
Quarterly projections, the profits of doom
(The prophets of doom)
(The prophets of doom)
(The prophets of doom)

[Verse 2]
A caliph, rabbi, and a bishop walk into a bar
One says to the other
"Hey now, brother, we haven't gotten very far"
Who's that writing? John the Revelator
Who's that writing?
He wrote the book of the seventh seal

[Chorus]
Swallower of planets, the profits of doom
Quarterly projections, the profits of doom
[Guitar solo]

[Bridge]
Genesis and Exodus, Leviticus and Numbers
Gideon is knocking in your hotel while you slumber
Genesis and Exodus, Leviticus and Numbers
Gideon is knocking in your hotel while you slumber

[Chorus]
(Aleph, aleph, aleph, aleph)
Swallower of planets
(Aleph, aleph, aleph, aleph)
The profits of doom

[Outro]
Never trust the White man driving the black van
He's just saving all his voodoo for you
Just for you

Never trust the White man driving the black van
He's just saving all his voodoo for you
Just for you