[Verse 1]
Black-jackbooted demons
Have surrounded my home
Got dogs and ‘copters
And keep ringing my phone

[Chorus]
Well I don’t know if I’m coming or going
If it’s them or me
Oh, but one thing's for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

[Verse 2]
Now they’re breaking my windows
Banging on my doors
Got me down and hog-tied
Rifling through my drawers
Boss demon tells me
Oh, how he would like to kill me
Save your bullets, tough guy
My disease does that for free

[Chorus]
Well, I don’t know if I’m coming or going
If it’s them or me
Oh, but one thing's for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Well, I don’t know if I’m coming or going
If it’s them or me
Oh, but one thing's for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed
Well, I don’t know if I’m coming or going
If it’s them or me
Oh, but one thing's for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed