[Verse 1]
I make my move
When the tower guards are changing
Camouflage and evasion
One minute later, I'm back
In your paddy wagon and receiving
Reeducation!

[Chorus]
Throw me in cuffs
No chance of parole
Back in the house
Thirty days in the hole
Segregate me from the local population
Your love is incarceration

[Post-Chorus]
Hey! No justice to be had!
You feel me?

[Verse 2]
I'd cop a plea to larceny and public nuisance
Conspiracy and sedition
But that thing that happened in Chattanooga
I'm just asking for forgiveness
[Chorus]
Throw me in cuffs
No chance of parole
Back in the house
Thirty days in the hole
Segregate me from the local population
Your love is incarceration

[Post-Chorus]
Hey! No justice to be had!
You feel me?

[Bridge]
As to the charges of verbal arson
Before the court, hey, how do you plead?
As to the charges of getting down
Before the court, hey, how do you plead?
To all the charges that are laid before me
I confess I am guilty in the first degree!

[Verse 3]
I dig my way out with a plastic spoon and thimble
Hide the dirt in the cages
'Cause that thing that happened in Chattanooga
With a garden hose and Yellow Pages!
[Chorus]
Throw me in cuffs
No chance of parole
Back in the house
Thirty days in the hole
Segregate me from the local population
Your love is incarceration

[Post-Chorus]
Hey! No justice to be had!
Hey! No justice to be had!