[Verse 1]
Ferocious women and ill-tempered men
We're not that picky 'cause we take 'em all in
We fuss and fight and spit and cuss
Look no further, you have found the right church

[Chorus]
Ecclesiastic, worldwide
Enlightenment, sonic counselor
Ecclesiastic, worldwide
Enlightenment, sonic counselor

[Verse 2]
Prosperity gospel just ain't our thing
The riches we seek are fit for no king
If you desire material worth
The truth of the matter is you're in the wrong church

[Chorus]
Ecclesiastic, worldwide
Enlightenment, sonic counselor
Ecclesiastic, worldwide
Enlightenment, sonic counselor

[Bridge]
Transient fundamentals
All are welcome in this holy temple
[Verse 3]
We greet each other in codified rhyme
Scratch off the numbers to call the divine
If you're in need of miraculous works
We have good news, you're in the right church

[Chorus]
Ecclesiastic, worldwide
Enlightenment, sonic counselor
Ecclesiastic, worldwide
Enlightenment, sonic counselor