[Verse 1]
Nevermind that stuff they sell from Vietnam
Get it from the Chesapeake, but never from the can
Follow my directions, it's an easy recipe
Strictly by the pound, adjust accordingly

[Chorus]
100 million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder

[Verse 2]
Don't bother with the lump, it won't stick together
I prefer backfin, and there's nothing wrong with special
Powdered mustard, parsley, a dab of mayonnaise
Just enough bread crumbs and one raw egg

[Chorus]
100 million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder

[Bridge]
Yes, indeed, serve it up hot
Yes, indeed, like this
[Verse 3]
Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled
Stick it in the reefer for a little time to chill
Butter up a skillet, fry 'til golden brown
Find yourself a beverage and wash it all down

[Chorus]
100 million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder
100 million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder