[Intro]
Look out, boys, here she comes
Hahahahaha
She loves green and yellow

[Verse 1]
She's not the kind of girl you'd meet on the corner of Hollywood and Vine
But you might bump into her on aisle twenty-one at the Farmer's Feed & Supply
With a bag of seed on her suntan shoulder
Cut-off jeans and a tight tank top
With a big red mower on it
Make you wanna be a farmer, don't it?

[Pre-Chorus]
No, you won't see her in the centerfold of Playboy magazine, no
She's too busy getting dirty in a field of green

[Chorus]
She's a corn star
The talk of the crop at every county fair, y'all
Corn star
Blue Ribbon winner for the last five years
They cut a four-lane highway right through her pasture
Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster
But everybody knows the only reason for the road
Was to see her chug-a-luggin' on the top of that tractor
Corn star
[Verse 2]
Well, you swear you'd seen her in a red bikini on a Bay Watch episode
But I'm telling you straight that six hundred acres is the only life she knows
There's gossip in town, flyin' around
She was sunset-strippin' for tips in LA
But that's just a bunch of bean growers
Talkin' to the bean loaders, ain't got a clue about a—

[Chorus]
Corn star
She's the talk of the crop at every county fair, y'all
Corn star
Blue Ribbon winner for the last five years
They cut a four-lane highway right through her pasture
Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster
But everybody knows the only reason for the road
Was to see her chug-a-luggin' on the top of that tractor
She's a corn star, y'all (Corn star)

[Bridge]
Oh, she's the FFA and 4-H queen, yeah
Coast to coast, every country boy's dream
(Corn star) She's a corn star (Corn star) Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

[Chorus]
She's a corn star
She's the talk of the crop at every county fair, y'all
Corn star
Blue Ribbon winner for the last five years
They cut a four-lane highway right through her pasture
Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster
But everybody knows the only reason for the road
Was to see her chug-a-luggin' on the top of that tractor
She's a corn star (Corn star)