Tom Kitt
Eva’s Rant
[EVA, spoken]
Oh, yeah!

(sung)
Well, whoop-dee-do, you caught me
Okay, everything is true
I'll still wake up a winner
And you'll still wake up you!
Go on, judge me all you want to
Ignore me in the halls
I just did what you wished you could
But you don't have the balls!
Paint me as the villain
But by the time this ends
I'll have the trophy in my hands
And all you'll have is friends!,
You're all a bunch of losers
I'm here to represent
I'm dazzling!
Magnificent!
I am the one percent!