U.S. Girls
Telephone Play No. 1
[Meg Remy:]
Hello?
[Friend:]
Hey, how are you doing, babe?
[Meg Remy:]
I'm ok, I'm still in bed. Bad dreams
[Friend:]
Your dreams are always bad
[Meg Remy:]
I know it's nothing new. It just happened
[Friend:]
What happened this time?
[Meg Remy:]
My dad sent me a digital file folder, and in it are all these n*** photos of me as a child
[Friend:]
Sounds realistic
[Meg Remy:]
I know! The thing is, I was kinda hot stuff! I mean, I don't know, I looked good, so it was confusing!
[Friend:]
Wow, oh, God! Fathers and daughters
[Meg Remy:]
Yeah, yeah, what about mothers and sons?
[Friend:]
Yeah, but fathers and daughters
[Meg Remy:]
Yeah, but mothers and daughters, man, fuck!
[Friend:]
Yeah, there's just kinda no comparison
[Meg Remy:]
The worst is fathers and sons
[Friend:]
Oh, God, yeah, ok, that's the worst
[Meg Remy:]
At least I'm no one's son
[Friend:]
Thank God for that! You just might be one of those sons that turns into a fascist dictator
[Meg Remy:]
Yeah, instead of just another woman with no self-esteem
[Crowd laughs]