[Chorus]
Horror fans been wondering
Which murderer is the king?
Classic doll who's so scary
Or evil clown under Derry?

[Interlude]
Fight!

[Verse 1: Chucky]
I'm top of the line, connect to every device
I can use them all to lure your balls into a vice
I'm a robot, no emotions, I'm cold as ice
Experimenting on my victims like scientists with lab mice
Murders are art, like watermelon face with spears
More beautiful than Vincent Van Gogh's cut-off ear
Use lawnmowers, Ubers, drones and teddy bears
To slaughtеr, you can see my creativity is there
Losеrs squished your heart to take you out
My heart's a battery, it's replaceable, no doubt
I rampage from jealousy, you want planetary conquest
Killed more people than you without even trying my best

[Verse 2: Pennywise]
You couldn't slash Andy throughout the span of your films
Georgie's the same age, took me 5 minutes to kill
You're not top of the line, you're already replaced
By Buddi 2, not long until your legacy's erased
No personality, a glitchy creation
From a disgruntled employee who needed more vacation
You're just like a Furby, a passing fad
Almost as tragic as your rhyming which is laughably bad
You're not cold, you're predictable
All your victims are older than 21 years old
I don't have rules, I'll kill them all
All ages, races, genders, small and tall
I eat my victims, way darker than you
Hannibal Lecter is in my crew
Don't kill just to kill, you want Andy's attention
Like a needy girlfriend with anal-retention!
[Interlude: Losers Club, Chucky & 80's Chucky]
OOOOHHHH!
I think I might need some help with this one
Hey 80's Chucky! Wanna tag in?
It'd be my pleasure

[Chorus]
Horror fans been wondering
Which murderer is the king?
Classic doll who's so scary
Or evil clown under Derry?

[Verse 3: 80's Chucky]
You stupid bitch, you filthy slut
You're just a pedophile clown, I'm gonna whoop your butt!
What kind of freak dresses up as a pathetic clown?
Entertaining kids' parties, just to make 'em frown
For an interdimensional being who can be whatever they want
You have a twisted sense of fashion that I would never flaunt
Though I was knocked out, a couple of times
I pulled myself together, still stabbing, I'm fine
You were killed by Losers, that's pathetic
Horror fans mock you in a thread on Reddit
How can a shapeshifter be killed by mortal beings?
I'm made out of plastic, and no one killed me
I got a serious question, and it ain't PC
But I don't care, 'cause it's been bugging me
Are you a man, or a woman? Or combination of the two?
Are you into the ladies? Or crave sausage from the dudes?
I had myself a bride, I pitched a tent when she was n***
And we even had a sex scene that was hot and very lewd
There's more to life than just murdering folks
Makes me an interesting character, whereas you're just a joke
So go back to your day job as the clown named Bozo
You're the horror equivalent of an average Joe
The producers and fans agree with me about you
That's why I had 8 movies, you only had 2
[Interlude: Mike Hanlon, Richie Tozier, and Pennywise]
WHOOO! Shit, IT! You got wrecked!
Wait up, now hold the phone. I'm not finished yet!

[Verse 4: Pennywise]
You lied, you'll die, let's me set the facts straight
I also had a TV movie and a novel that was great
Stephen King created me, a best-selling author too
You're just a rip-off of Chucky from the Rugrats crew
No surprise you twist the facts, you stinky pile of scum
As your soul is just the spirit of a slimy human bum
Your goal is shallow, why put your spirits in a boy?
Cause being a puny mortal baby beats a children's toy
You're an old piece of junk, no one plays with dolls
Kids want Instagram, and shooting game brawls
I can mess with minds, make my victims trip balls
Can't even look yours in the eye because you're way too small
I'm the eater of worlds, I make the dankest memes
You're just a comedy now, your audience don't scream
I'm full of jumpscares, viewers fly out their seats
You're just making dumb jokes about beating your meat

[Chorus]
Horror fans been wondering
Which murderer is the king?
Classic doll who's so scary
Or evil clown under Derry?
Horror fans been wondering
Which murderer is the king?
Classic doll who's so scary
Or evil clown under Derry?