[Intro]
Hey Bruce, can you be Batman again?
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?

[Chorus]
He's been sittin' on his ass
For the past 8 years and he's done nothin'
But he's back in the game
Tryin' to stop Bane
'Cause his time has come to rise

[Verse 1: Bane]
They call me Bane
Fully funded by Mitt Romney
Always bringin' the pain
'Cause I'm clinically insane (oh!)
Army in the sewers I've been building for some time
All the homeys in my crew are ready for some crime

[Verse 2: Bruce]
Damn that little skank stole mama's pearls from right in front of me
Booty like a cat, makes me wobble on my one bad knee
Savin' her ass on Daggett's roof from Bane's thugs
Bangin' Miss Tate rolled up on antique rugs
SEX!!!!
But shit, she was loose as a goose
Broke as a joke since Bane robbed the Stock Exchange
Scrappin' on a bridge he beat my ass with his rage
Lockin' me up in the prison where he came from
Preachin' me his evil plan to bring down Gotham
[Verse 3: Bane]
Now I'm bringin' down the city with bombs from below
Crashin' football games, trapping cops who are too slow
Cutting off the city, dropping bridges into ocean
Outsiders shouldn't intervene or face a nuclear explosion
BOOM!

[Chorus]
He's been sittin' on his ass
For the past 8 years and he's done nothin'
But he's back in the game
Tryin' to stop Bane
'Cause his time has come to rise

[Refrain]
We're makin' up a plan
To free the boys in blue and take back Gotham
Recapture the bomb
While singin' this song
This plan is fucking awesome

[Verse 4: Batman]
Now I'm back from hell, and I'm ready to slay
But Miss Tat's stabbin' me, seems I've been betrayed
Catwoman's blasting Bane, not in a sexual way
Now let's find that bomb, so I can save the day
[Chorus]
He's been sittin' on his ass
For the past 8 years and he's done nothin'
But he's back in the game
Tryin' to stop Bane
'Cause his time has come to rise

[Outro]
Batman just saved the day
Flew that nuke so far away
Sacrificed his life so we could have our lives so we'd be safe