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Jurassic Park 3 The Musical -Animated Parody Song
Grant
Still diggin' bones, siftin' through the dirt
Specialize in Raptors ,the way they hurt
Ellie moved on 4 kids and a family
I hate babies, they make me feel insanity

Lecturing investors is bad enough
Do it for the cash, but the crowd is rough
"Would you return to Jurassic?" That's all they ever ask
No force on earth or heaven could get me to go back

Except money, obviously. Everybody needs money

Raptor
Smelly apes just breached our territory
We need to go kill them all
We'll wait and ambush, and then we'll rush
Snap their necks after they fall

Spino
Wanted to greet humans visiting
They shot me, it's so rude
So I'll use them for food
I'm starving

I will fight a T-Rex, wrestle him
I star in this thriller
Most effective killer
So I ask...
Spino (Chorus)
Am I hybrid, or natural?
Question that I ponder, cause I'm so much stronger, than the rest
Am I hybrid, or natural?
Hunting down the humans, cause they hit my huge fin, with their plane

Am I natural?
Or hybrid dino
Am I natural?
Or hybrid dino

Grant
Kirby lied about the nature of this mission
Pop him in the nose for his dishonest decision
Billy stole some eggs so I tell him that he's scum
Pteranodons turn him into prehistoric chum

Escape in a boat, meet the Spino in the water
He's hungrier than hell and he's ready for a slaughter
Mr Kirby finds redemption, lures the beast away
Then I shoot it with a flare and save the day

Raptor
Let's work together to go end those humans
They're trying to run off with our eggs
Maybe they'll fry 'em, and I would cry
So we must bite 'em, so they die
Spino
Now that I have tasted human beings
I can't get enough cause
Their meat isn't tough
It is so sweet

Track 'em down before the Raptors do
Defeated a T-Rex
Audience was upset
By his death

Mr Kirby
This is your fault, and the guy you were banging
Eric's lost, Ben's dead and hanging
You need to stop yelling, can't you see?
When the tricycloplots get ya, don't come cryin' to me

Pteranodon
Sneak through the mist, you'll never hear me coming
Use my giant wings to catch your b**** a** running
Let some of you escape, but you must pay the price
Take Billy with my homies as a sacrifice. WOOO!

Am I hybrid, or natural?
Question that I ponder, cause I'm so much stronger, than the rest
Am I hybrid, or natural?
Hunting down the humans, cause they hit my huge fin, with their plane
Am I natural?
Or hybrid dino
Am I natural?
Or hybrid dino