[Intro]
Ooh yeah!

[Chorus 1]
This ship'll never sink
This ship'll never sink
This ship be unsinkable
It's never gonna' sink

[Verse 1]
I'm a big tough man
This a big tough boat
Don't you think you're full of it?
God himself couldn't sink this ship
So shut your mouth
Don't be talking shit

[Verse 2]
King of the world
I'm king of the world
I'm on a boat with an upper-class girl
I want to commit suicide
I just can't bear to be alive.
Don't kill yourself, girl
You're too damn fine
Let me pull you over and I'll make you mine
We can go to the club
Or a quaint little bar
At the end of the night
We'll have sex in a car
[Bridge]
Bugger me! Iceberg right ahead
Turn it to the left otherwise we're all dead
The ship's gonna' hit, there's no way to escape
No matter what you do
Titanic gettin' raped
Did anyone respond to the distress call?
We're goin' down by the head, that I must confess
They said they'd be here in around four hours
That sucks! We only have two hours or less

[Chorus 2]
This ship is gonna sink
This ship is gonna sink
We really fucked up
Now, this ship is gonna sink

[Bridge]
Get to the lifeboat
Women and children first
But I've got me a baby, my wife's getting her purse.
And what about us?
A young couple in love
Well, I'm sorry to say it
But y'all are really fucked 'cause...
[Chorus 2]
This ship is gonna sink
This ship is gonna sink
We really fucked up
Now, this ship is gonna sink

[Outro]
This ship is gonna sink
This ship is gonna sink
We really fucked up
'Cause this ship is gonna sink