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Jurassic Park: The Musical
[Intro]
There's dinosaurs on this island, and they're hungry for our flesh
Let's just hope they never break through the electrified fences

[Verse 1]
I'm a fat slob with a mouth to fill
Stealin' dino DNA so I can pay the bills
Turning off the power now, I'm raisin' hell
I also played Newman on that show Seinfeld

[Interlude]
Where's the goat?

[Verse 2]
I ripped him apart
I'm breaking through the fence and flipping over cars
I got the munchies, that I have to admit
Pass me the salt, 'cause I'm gonna eat these kids
These tasty little kids
(Hey! Hey! Leave those kids alone.)
What's up, shortay? Your flare looks dope tonight
Let's take it to the club until the morning light
Drinking Hennessy and rolling fatties too
I'm a crazy motherfucker, that be the truth
(I'm drunk Ian Malcom, can I dance too?)
You ain't a dino expert, so I'm gonna eat you
Don't try to run away, or I'll have a fit
Eat the lawyer on the toilet as he's taking a shit
[Bridge]
T-rex loose on this island, and he's hungry for our flesh
Because that dumb fat fuck turned off the electrified fences

[Chorus]
These dinos be hungry
These dinos be hungry
They eatin' all the tourists 'cause these dinos be hungry

[Verse 3]
I'm Samuel Jackson, yeah, I'm starting to bark
At motherfuckin' dinosaurs in this motherfuckin' park
We're being hunted by raptors, we can make it if we run
She's a very clever girl, and I am really bummed
These raptors got us cornered, what the hell we do now?
I'm gonna rape these bitches, get your monkey asses out

[Outro]
Dinos loose on this island, and they're hungry for our flesh
We can barely stay alive, but we doin' our fuckin' best
These dinos be hungry
These dinos be hungry
They eatin' all the tourists 'cause these dinos be hungry