[Intro]
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass

[Verse]
Be our guest, we're the best
At electrocuting nipples on our chest
We'' roller disco in a truck, because we're sloppy drunk as fuck
Riding skateboards into bowling lanes
Knocking scrotums while you laugh at our pain
Dave England'll make a spectacle, out of shocking his own testacle
Sneaking up, shaving heads
Putting fireworks in Bam's dad's bed
Phil is mad, now we're starting to have fun
Because I am getting shot with a riot gun
Rocket skates
Jousting in stores
Steve-O's pole-vaulting by thе shore
And Chris Raab is hanging from a tree
By his underpaints which are now shit stainеd
Snort wasabi, it's a whirl
Getting my ass kicks by an Asian girl
Weeman kicks himself in the head
You've won your own free pass to Dunn shoving cars up his ass
She us brawl, watch us fall
See our balls