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Modern Warfare (2019) The Musical
[VERSE 1]
Got a call on the phone from the CIA
Asking for help to de-escalate
Terrorists in London refused to cease
Bombin' and shootin' so we put 'em to sleep
Raid a town house
Where Jihadists greet us
We find the location of Wolf, their leader
American marines catch the b alive
Lock him in the embassy
Locals storm it like a bee hive
Led by the Butcher
Wolf's right-hand man
The mob overruns us
Take Wolf like they planned
They head for the hills
But Farah hеlps out
To get him back
Til' the Russians come about
Alеx, Farah and Hadir fight the ruskies
They get overrun
Seems they're fucksied
Hadir reveals gas
That he uses to attack
In a major plot twist that makes it hard to breath
[Chorus]
Terrorism spreadin' round the world
Fillin' evil in the hearts of boys and girls
Can't blame them all
Don't know right from wrong
Victims of circumstances
Wills are strong
We're all just pawns in a proxy war
No choice who we fight or we support
At the end of the day must stop superpowers
From losing their shit
Launching nuclear showers

[VERSE 2]
Flash into the past about 20 years back
Hadir and Farah were orphaned in a Russian attack
Chemical gas wiped out most of their town
Giving context to the actions to which they're bound
Then flash another ten years closer to now
Farah was Waterboarded
But never let down
Just when she thought her militia was screwed
A younger version of myself came and rescued her crew
That's why she trusts me even when things go to shit
When the US put her whole team on the terrorist list
Gaz and I go dark
Catch the Butcher, zero fucks
With the help of Nikolai who hits him with a truck
Get intel on the the Wolf and Hadir
The former gets killed
Take the latter prisoner
Hand him to Laswell
Gives Russia the soldier
But keep the intel on the gas factory in Georgia
[Chorus]
Terrorism spreadin' round the world
Fillin' evil in the hearts of boys and girls
Can't blame them all
Don't know right from wrong
Victims of circumstances
Wills are strong
We're all just pawns in a proxy war
No choice who we fight or we support
At the end of the day must stop superpowers
From losing their shit
Launching nuclear showers

[INTERIM]
Price:
World war three's on a fuse
We must stop the spark
Bravo six
Going dark

[Chorus x2]
Terrorism spreadin' round the world
Fillin' evil in the hearts of boys and girls
Can't blame them all
Don't know right from wrong
Victims of circumstances
Wills are strong
We're all just pawns in a proxy war
No choice who we fight or we support
At the end of the day must stop superpowers
From losing their shit
Launching nuclear showers
[OUTRO]
Price: You best keep your muppets on a short string Colonel
Norris: Or what?
Price: Or I'll *fuckin'* hang you from it!