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Prometheus: The Musical
[Verse 1]
Everyone's asleep, I'm watching the ship
Ride my bike, watch some films, until we reach the planet
Flying half a billion miles to fulfill Weyland's dream
Good morning Miss Vickers
Wake the rest of the team

[Verse 2]
Good morning, Elle and Charlie please take it away
We found a star map that's why we came here today
So we're here cause of a map you dumb kids found in a cave?
Not a map. An invitation so just shut up your face

[Bridge]
Quick! Hurry drive! To the answers we must find
This cave looks man made. These beings had a human shrine
Let's take this head back to the ship so we can study
A storm is coming in so bring your asses in a hurry

[Verse 3]
It's gonna be a long night, let's make love until this storm does pass
Miss Vickers you need to get laid, I'd like to tap your fine white ass
Those assholes left us here
Oh shit this shortaye's breaking my arm
Please cut this slug
He's spraying my mug
Then use my insides as a farm
[Chorus 1]
This guy is dead, come in Prometheus
Charlie's sick, come in Prometheus
Don't let them in, come in Prometheus
I'm gonna torch your ass if you're infected

[Verse 4]
There's an alien up inside of me, it's time to give myself an abortion
There's movement right outside of the ship. Fifield is sick so it's time to torch him
Surprise, surprise! Mr. Weyland was here with us all along
He's going to meet his maker now and sing the Prometheus song

[Chorus 2]
Space Jockey's pissed, come in Prometheus
He's killing us, come in Prometheus
Take us home, in the Prometheus
If we go now there won't be any home to go back to!

[Verse 5]
We're on a one way trip to blow the alien ship
I'm gonna run for my life
But the bitch got squished
My ship is fucked and I'm pissed
I'll fuck you up I insist
Give my alien a kiss