Born on Inkwell Isle

Two kids raised by an old Kettle

Gambling lifestyle

Too deep, we got debts to settle

Thought we could win, thought we could win

Wanted to own the whole casino

Devil dealt our sins

He jacked up the stakes, my mistake. I bet away our souls, then I rolled two snakes

Woah, woah

I could hear Mugman cry as I rolled two snake eyes

Woah

But he'll let us go if we collect his souls

Woah
Kettle gave us potion for a magic motion

Woah

Then we hit the tracks, we’re ready to attack and scrap

Started stacking the contracts

For souls that the Devil owned, we ventured far from home

With a finger blast attack
You sent
We wasted some vegetables

It was a spectacle

Two boxing frogs

Two boxing frogs

Tried to pound us but we trampled them

Then we crawled through logs

Used a fireball to fight a bee
As we did a little dance on top of trees

Woah

Woah

Grumpy, bright pink ghosts make mean terrible hosts

Woah

Wallop cupcake castle

What a sticky hassle

Woah

Make a stop at Porkrind's

See what goods we can find

Woah

Situation's insane, we resorted to planes
You sent
Cuphead and I swimming in some trouble
Winning all the dough ’til down he doubled. It's hard to quit when you're ahead

My brother made the bet and now we're dead

Devil and King Dice are a couple of jerks

Held our souls while they made us work

Collected contracts that were in debt

Return to fight the king

Off with his head

Woah

Woah

We had to move fast to kick King Dice's ass

Woah

Then refused to give back the Devil his contracts

Woah

Tore him a new corn hole

So he let us go

Woah

Threw the contracts in the fire. Now they're all expired