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Die Rise the Musical
[Intro]
What the fuck?! How in the holy scrotum did we get here?

[Verse 1]
I'm pretty sure that was a teleport, Never been to the land of China before
Flew across the world at a bazillion G's. No matter where we go we always party with the zombies
As a hobo I always dreamt of penthouse chillin'
But i didn't want it mixed with zombie killin'
Fantasies of snorting caviar off hooker poontang
The closet I'll get is Misty shaking her thang

[Chorus 1]
Hurry! Quick! Let's turn on the power
Before the minions come and dеvour
Power-ups are in the еlevators
Drink Who's Who cause it's a life saver
Pack-a-Punch will give us a chance
How let's fight and do a little dance
But watch your, step look out for the ledge, or you will of of the ege of DIE RISE!
We teleported way around the world, three strange men and a hillbilly girl
Fighting to survive against a horde of zombies, watch each others' backs to keep the minions off me
Gonna fight, got the will to survive. We're gonna kill 'em all in Die Rise

[Verse 2]
I really, really miss our robot bus driver
It's lonely now without a bus full of survivors
But I cannot cry for my bionic friend, cause if I do, it's gonna be the end
Roll up to the club getting tipsy as fuck, Looking for some pussy but i'm shit out of luck
Misty won't do me cause she's a stuck up bitch, so i fucked a zombie. Now my penis itch!
[Chorus 2]
Get in before this elevator buckles in the shaft you'll find the galvaknuckles
Find the parts to build the machine, flinging zombies with a Trample Stream
Jumping from one building to another, Making sure to revive each other
Claymores will help us to survive. Do our best to alwasy stay alive in DIE RISE!
We teleported way around the world, three strange men and a hillbilly girl
Fighting to survive against a horde of zombies, watch each others' backs to keep the minions off me
Gonna fight, got the will to survive. We're gonna kill 'em all in Die Rise
We teleported way around the world, three strange men and a hillbilly girl
Fighting to survive against a horde of zombies, watch each others' backs to keep the minions off me
Gonna fight, got the will to survive. We're gonna kill 'em all in Die Rise

[Bridge]
Never gonna stop, I was born to survive
Got a fire burning strong that keeps me alive
Drank a Juggernog went well my lunch
Upgraded my gun with a Pack-a-Punch
Let's go kick some zombie ass!

[Outro]
DIE RISE!
We teleported way around the world, three strange men and a hillbilly girl
Fighting to survive against a horde of zombies, watch each others' backs to keep the minions off me
Gonna fight, got the will to survive. We're gonna kill 'em all in Die Rise