[Intro]
What the..?
Where the hell are we?
I don't know son, but it doesn’t look good
Dad? You're still alive?
How the?
Infinity Ward, DLC characters
Blah di fucking blah!
Yeah, we pretty much addressed this all last time
Dad... I thought you were dead

[Verse 1]
We don't have any time for your family reunion
There’s things I'd rather do
A prostitute I could be spooning
But we've got a job to do
Must decode some hieroglyphics
And we must retrieve the Cortex
That part's extremely specific, Ghost!
Hundreds of meters below the surface of the sea
Lies an ancient pyramid, and it might just hold the key
To unlock the mystery of ancestors' psychic powers
Keep your muzzle pointed up
Or by Gargoyle's you'll be devoured

[Chorus]
If we hope to stand a chance
Against the Cryptid advance
Then we have to cut a deal
And then do the Cortex dance
Find some ARK attachments, then find some schematics
Fire up the kiln and mold some guns like ceramics
Our biochemistry is enhanced in this place
We can jump two times as high as if in outer space
"Scorched Earth" will have to wait
We have an Ark of our own
Once we exterminate the Cryptids
Call that Ark our home
[Verse 2]
Extinction's al alternate universe
Where the ODIN strike let the beasts out the cage
Now that I understand what’s going on
It’s time for me to kick some ass and release all my rage
Cortex is a tissue sample from the ancestors of these beasts
With it we'll move forwards to the next map
Otherwise our asses will be deceased
This isn’t fuckin' zombies
Though I'm back from the dead
Always aiming for the cranial
And shoot 'em in the head
After coming back to life and after spitting all these goddamn rhymes
It’d be far too damn ironic if I died a second fuckin' time, awww
Do whatever it takes, but I don't mean to alarm
To unlock myself a trophy I would chop off an arm

[Chorus]
If we hope to stand a chance
Against the Cryptid advance
Then we have to cut a deal
And then do the Cortex dance
Find some ARK attachments, then find some schematics
Fire up the kiln and mold some guns like ceramics
Our biochemistry is enhanced in this place
We can jump two times as high as if in outer space
"Scorched Earth" will have to wait
We have an Ark of our own
Once we exterminate the Cryptids
Call that Ark our home