[Verse 1]
Raise in a dump called Pallet Town
I was bored when Professor Oak came around
He said "Boy you must choose yourself a Pokemon"
So I picked myself a Squirtle then we were gone
We took a Kanto trail to the first gym
Squirtle scrapped Onyx just by squirting him
We took a long ass hike to the next city
God a Cascade Badge when I beat Misty
I got a rival named Gary, he's a jealous boy
Always talkin' that smack and it's starting to annoy
To make matters worse Rocket's stalking me
Squirtle will dorwn Meowth if they don't stop to creep

[Chorus]
I just want my pеts to fight
Don't judge me I have thе right
Winning battles, winning cash
But I will never lose sight
Eight gym leaders 'til I'm done
Then Pokemon League here I come
I just want my pets to fight
Don't judge me I have the right

[Verse 2]
Winning all my battles, my Squirtle wrecks
Evolving into Blastoise, see the Pokedex
Wielding two cannons out of his shell
Givin' hobos free showers cause he hates the smell
The time has come for the Elite Four
Defeat them to see what else is in store
Beat the World Champ to be Number One
Then celebrate and have some fun
[Chorus]
I just want my pets to fight
Don't judge me I have the right
Winning battles, winning cash
But I will never lose sight
Eight gym leaders 'til I'm done
Then Pokemon League here I come
I just want my pets to fight
Don't judge me I have the right

[Verse 3]
My final reward
Is the door
To Cerulean City caves
Unlike before
I'll have a chance
To capture Mewtwo one day

[Chorus]
I just want my pets to fight
Don't judge me I have the right
Winning battles, winning cash
But I will never lose sight
Eight gym leaders 'til I'm done
Then Pokemon League here I come
I just want my pets to fight
Don't judge me I have the right