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Ant-Man the Musical
[Verse 1]
I just got out, out of prison
And my homeboy picks me up
Talkin' about stealing somebody's stuff
I said I'm done with that lifestyle
Wanna be a better dad
Get a job serving ice cream, that's just so sad
So is it really that bad?
If a burgle one last house to pay for child support
But all I'll find is this clad
It shrinks me down but gives the strength of a mobile fort

[Chorus]
I'm an Ant-Man
And I'm so small you can't shoot me
But keep blastin'
That waspy suit looks so fruity
Stop harassing Dr. Hank Pym, that ain't groovy
Do some burglin'
To save the world so just sue me

[Verse 2]
What was I thinking?
Home was thinking to herself
Why hire a felon for the job?
Cause he knows, and I know
A thing about being a dad
Cause I'm expendable but you are not
So you cannot get bitchy
Your dad just wants to protect you
That's why I got the job
So next time don't call the cops
When your dad intentionally gossips
And his place I rob
[Verse 3]
I made a big miscalculation
Thought this building was Stark's
But it was converted to Avengers' site
And than I ran into the Falcon
I tried diplomacy, but we ended up getting into a fight
Back when I got out of prison
I decided that I am done with small time crime
But when Darren Cross messed around
There's one thing I found
I had to steal some shit one more time, yeah!

[Chorus]
I'm an Ant-Man
And I'm so small you can't shoot me
But keep blastin'
That waspy suit looks so fruity
Stop harassing Dr. Hank Pym, that ain't groovy
Do some burglin'
To save the world so just sue me