[Verse 1]
Life is a Koopa shell
Spinin' round a little kart
I hear it shoot my way
And it breaks my...
Heart

[Chorus]
When I'm in 1st place
With my banana peel
I watch you spin out
Wrangle your steering wheel
If you take me out
With your nasty blue shell
I'm gonna be a star
And then I'll give you hell

[Verse 2]
I jump and slide
Through every turn I find
Squid ink ain't kind
And now I'm blind
Lakitu help me
Got three red shells
Like guardian angles with me
They've got my back
And they attack
With epic speed
[Chorus]
When I'm in 1st place
With my banana peel
I watch you spin out
Wrangle your steering wheel
If you take me out
With your nasty blue shell
I'm gonna be a star
And then I'll give you hell

[Verse 3]
I'm coming for you, you shrеwd little Toad
So watch your ass, I'm all over the road
Don't bе alarmed by Luigi's face
I'm the one who's busting turtle nuts all over the place
And if Red don't get him then I'm sure I will
Knock that weenie little mushroom off the side of a hill
Get these pussies out the way, Boswer's passin' through
Impaling racers on my shell, then I'm comin' for you, biatch!

[Outro]
With my banana peel
First place I'm gonna steal
Like a deadly blue shell
I'm gonna give 'em hell
When I turn Bullet Bill
Nintendo blood is gonna spill
Knock them off all the track
This is the most epic comeback
Just like a peel, first place I steal
Knock them all off the track
Like a blue shell, I'll give 'em hell
Watch my epic comeback