(Chorus)
They’re not feminists
But the movie they rebooted made the true fans pissed
The studio claims haters are sexist
Ghosts exist

(Verse 1)
Two co-authors writing all about ghosts
Got more hatred than Anita Sarkeesian’s posts
Holtzmann joined up to investigate
Then Patty dropped in as they sealed their fate

(Pre-Chorus 1)
Hunting ghosts and evil monsters
They even caught one at a big ass concert

(Chorus)
They’re not feminists
But the movie they rebooted made the true fans pissed
The studio claims haters are sexist
Ghosts exist

(Verse 2)
Bill Murray don’t believe this show
Til a ghost threw his ass out of the window
A portal was created freeing all the ghosts
So Rowan and his crew turned New York to toast
(Pre-Chorus 2)
Ecto-1's nuclear intentions
Sent the ghosts packin’ back to their dimension

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)
They’re not feminists
But the movie they rebooted made the true fans pissed
The studio claims haters are sexist
Ghosts exist

(Outro)
They’re not feminists
But the movie they rebooted made the true fans pissed
The studio claims haters are sexist
Ghosts exist