[Intro]
It starts on Hoth...

[Verse 1]
Rebels, they all must die
For blowing up the Death Star, made the Emperor cry
Found them in the ice, and they kissed their butts goodbye
Though Luke managed to escape off to...

[Pre-Chorus]
Dagobah...

[Chorus]
Luke must be drunk, cause he made us crash
Best bush pilot in the galaxy my ass

[Post-Chorus]
A muppet I am, but don't be deceived
I'm the master Jedi, my training you'll receive

[Pre-Chorus]
I must go...

[Chorus]
His chance for survival is like a joke
That brave, young boy was our only hopе
[Post-Chorus]
No Obi-Wan, 'cause a brother Luke is
If hе turns, screw him, for another there is

[Imterlude]
Feel the force
It's in my mind
Trained so hard
I wanna be a Jedi
I'll save my friends
Won't stay behind
Won't turn dark
Just tryin' not to die...

[Verse 2]
Imperials, I don't understand
The rebels went the other way, why chase Han?
Busy dodging asteroids to impress me
Though in IRL he got my booty for free

[Pre-Verse]
Booty free...

[Verse 3]
Shut him up or shut him down
3PO's attitude's making me frown!
Tryin' to get these Imperials to eat my dust
Then we'll hide on Bespin, there's friend I trust
[Pre-Chorus]
Friend he trusts...

[Chorus]
Lando turned, his face I'll pound

[Post-Chorus]
Darth Vader's song is a creepy sound
While getting tortured when my hands are bound
Then freeze in carbonite, hope that I don't drown

[Outro]
I feel the force
It's in my mind
Trained so hard
I wanna be a Jedi
Darth is my dad
Must have been blind
Won't turn dark
Just tryin' not to die...