[Verse 1]
I was a baby
Happy with my mom and dad
But then a lizzy
Killed them all, it made me sad
I was an orphan
Grew up grumpy and alone
Survived, resorted
And I call this island home
Then one day men came
They dropped some bombs
I got mad, I hate napalm
This is the land of Kong, not Vietnam
Kill while I sing this song

[Chorus 1]
Today
Swat a heli like a bee
How dare they try to shoot at me!
I will avenge Harambe
I'll throw them farther than the eye can see them go
Watch em' tumble and roll
I'll stomp on the survivors if they try to stroll
So Today
You'll Lose this war like Vietnam
Send my regards to Uncle Sam…
[Verse 2]
This is perfect
We must explore this island
If there's beasts
Shit! We gotta find 'em
This plan is ridiculous , but the pay's a score
Plus I need to stay busy 'til Infinity War
I was just cast to please the young male demographic
That's why my tits get so much screen time in this cinematic
Well I don't mind, ma'am, cause its been so many years
Since I've seen such a rack, and it's puttin' me in tears

[Bridge]
Are you really that surprised to see my motheruckin' ass here?
I'm a badass motherfucker, Kong needs to know that's clear
Light his balls up with my zippo and some gas
But like most other movies he nails my ass

[Chorus 2]
Today
Swat this Colonel like a bee
How dare this crawler attack me!
I will avenge Harambe
I'll throw him farther than the eye can see him go
Watch him tumble and roll
I'll stomp on him on his scrote if he tries to be bold
So Today
Lose this war like Vietnam
Give my regards to Uncle Sam…
[Outro]
Kill this skull crawler
For my father
He's avenged
So their my friends
And so I'll let them float
On their tug boat
I'm sad to see them go…