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Jurrasic World Coronavirus the Musical
[Verse 1: Owen Grady]
After the Lockwood fiasco, the dinos are free
Roaming the States on an eating spree
Trying to munch people at camping grounds
Scaring folks to death in cities and towns
As if things weren't bad enough
A deadly virus hit the world, now, that is rough
You can't teach dinosaurs social-distance rules
We'll have to catch and quarantine them with tranquilizer tools

[Verse 2: Dr. Wu]
Based on our tests, there's something interesting I've seen
Dinosaurs are immune to COVID-19
In dino DNA lies the key to a vaccine
Then mix the two to start a new hybrid schemе
Though Indominus and Indoraptor miserably failed
I think a dino-virus mixture would surеly prevail
The way to earn more profits when selling a vaccine
Is setting free a beast that's contagious and mean

[Verse 3: Blue]
Here we go again
They take my DNA
To make a monster
So mean and stronger
[Refrain: Coronasaurus-Rex]
Half dino, half virus
Bred to wipe out any populace
Stop victims with my feet
Or introduce 'em to my teeth
Thin out the herd with COVID
Eat all asymptomatic
I am a menace, half dino, half virus

[Chorus: Coronasaurus-Rex]
C-Corona... C-C-Corona...
C-Corona... Coronasaurus-Rex
C-Corona... C-C-Corona...
C-Corona... Coronasaurus-Rex

[Verse 4: Owen Grady]
Blue and Rexy must be freed
And don't forget to steal Dr. Wu's vaccine
Mass-produce enough to heal mankind
So we can finally leave this disaster behind

[Verse 5: Ian Malcom]
Uh, but as long as that hybrid's free
The virus won't cease its deadly spree
Mutations can't be stopped by a single injection
We need help to stop that beast from spreading infections
[Verse 6: Alan Grant]
Staying still won't save you from being lunch
But running can't save you from its viral punch
Masks don't provide sure-fire protection
Only hazmat suits can prevent COVID infections

[Verse 7: Owen Grady]
Now that we're sure that we can't get sick and die
Our dinosaur friends belt out their battle cries
They're immune to the illness, our best shot
To halt Coronasaurus-Rex, make sure the chaos stops

[Verse 8: Blue]
This better be the last time
Fighting hybrids, I'm drawing the line
Next time you monkeys screw up
I'll pack my bags, leave you all to die

[Chorus: Coronasaurus-Rex]
Half dino, half virus
Bred to wipe out any populace
Stop victims with my feet
Or introduce 'em to my teeth
Thin out the herd with COVID
Eat all asymptomatic
I am a menace, half dino, half virus
[Verse 9: Rexy]
All this hybrid-fighting's too much for me
You'd better pay for my holiday
First-class, all expense is paid
If y'all expect me to brawl, make this hybrid pay
Where's my stimulus check? Ain't seen a dime
Leaving dinos to starve should be a crime
Don't judge me for hunting humans for food
I'll kill Coronasaurus for me, not you

[Chorus: Coronasaurus-Rex]
C-Corona... C-C-Corona...
C-Corona... Coronasaurus-Rex
C-Corona... C-C-Corona...
C-Corona... Coronasaurus-Rex