[Intro: Mickey LowMay]
Christmas holidays
Mickey Low Mays
Fuck assholes

[Verse 1: King C.R.E.M.E.]
Christmas holidays, celebratory gatherings
Giving presents to Sam Hup Wui
Hong Kong will take bribes from the Communist club (Communist club)
Make the rent increase by 100 times
There was a Jewish bitch who wasn’t willing to celebrate (not willing)
Afterwards she didn’t eat my pork congee either
I grabbed onto her car tyre, told her not to move
Poked her until your uncle’s penis shrivelled back inwards
Go to Tai Mei Tuk, move there to reside
Your bitch sucked until my pubic hair became bald
Slimy and slippery, her face was pale white
Fucked her in the pussy too until it was bleeding all over
December is a popular song
On the charts, it’s all Mickey Low Mays Mysterious Clubhouse
When buying presents, make sure to accommodate for your bitch as well
Condom wrappers are gifted to her

[Verse 2: Lin Nipple Twister]
Christmas holidays, I want to thank (No need to thank)
On Christmas Eve sucked on your grandfather
Drove his car up to Full H.A.M. Gardens
Buried the corpse under the Christmas tree (HOOH)
Full H.A.M. Palace, eat turkey together
Take the thigh and stuff it up Yung Bumblebee’s vagina
Lin Nipple Twister spits fire into the microphone
With Matty Gospel we fuck your son
The weather’s cold, how about going ice skating
With Wenjie Wai, drank a cup of sperm (Huh?)
With Seto Han High King, go to watch the stars (Yuh)
Afterwards drank another cup of sperm (a second cup?)
Afterwards tell Santa Claus
Get Butcher Fong to let you eat a scrotum candy (Ha)
Be careful, don’t let people butcher you into a web
Christmas orgies, best to look for Full H.A.M. party
[Verse 3: Butcher Fong]
Christmas holidays, have to eat turkey
Eat until Santa Claus’ pair of eggs turned into chickens
No way, you’re not gay? Would you like to lick pussies? (Ha?)
Everyday in the Mysterious Clubhouse we lick each other’s chickens
Christmas Eve, go to Full H.A.M. fish market
To see what kind of fucking sausage we’re having tonight
Left hand is holding Seto HanGo’s Cervelat sausage
Right hand is holding Lin HongWah’s Horlick sausage
Afterwards with Matty Gospel go to spread the word of the Gospel
Ask this bunch of fucktards to eat his scrotum (Yuh)
Mouth is full of those 14K gold
Use it to buy your mother, saving 10 dollars (Kaching!)
Get back home and butcher open Nile Bun’s butter foreskin
Use butter and buns to wrap up your grandmother’s tongue
Sucked on your grandfather’s cock until my teeth are loose
But not as loose as me fucking Yung Bumblebee’s asshole until it’s loose

[Bridge: Matty Gospel]
Happy and joyous, screaming out loud
Your mom is bouncing around everywhere (bouncing around everywhere)
Who thinks this is funny? (What’s so funny?)
Mickey LowMays is so wondrous (so wondrous)
Santa Claus, hang him upside down
Yesterday I went to buy a ticket (buy a ticket)
Fucked you up, why am I so fucking happy
Fucked your mom because my chains have gold in them
Close your room because there are a lot of mosquitoes outside
If there’s no mosquito repellent, they can easily bite you
[Verse 4: Yung Bumblebee]
Christmas holidays, eat a banana (banana)
Your mom asked me when to go fuck (fuck or not?)
Three o’clock, at Tin Hau Temple (Fuck)
Ask your brother as well, I want him too
Thick, thin, long, short, I will eat them all
Go to Kwun Tong, why don’t you call?
Me and you go to blow on each other’s flutes
Explode into my mouth, no noise comes out of it
The night of the 24th is Christmas Eve
Me and your bitch we go to pound on each other
Cowboy style, I ride onto your car
Causing you to immediately ejaculate
Wow, you’re really big, you need to penetrate cautiously
It hurts a lot, don’t rush it
My ass is not wet enough
Leaking all your white juice

[Outro: King C.R.E.M.E.]
Hahaha, kids
Just like that, Santa Claus’ story is no more
Now is Mickey Low May’s new era
You guys better watch your kids
Hahahahaha