Into
Yo, Toddy Boi
V1
I've got a dilemma, what's your body language saying?
I don't really know but you've got my body swaying
I'm kind of feeling this track that is playing
I'm about to approach Becky like "What you saying!?
My name is Todd I've been doing shots at the bar
I'm completely off my tits and I've been starring at your arse
And plus I've just downed this bottle of wine
At the end of tonight girl I'm gonna make you mine
Been watching from afar just trying to catch your eye
Your completely out of my league but I thought I'd give it a try
So I thought I'd walk over here and just say 'hi'
I think one day you might even make a wife
But for now I'm just like to get a little dance off you
A few more drinks I might try and get off with you
But if not, I'd gladly watch you dance all night
Cos girl your just my type, the kind of girl I like
So give me a chance, and i could be your Mr Right
Who the fuck is this guy? I'm gonna end up in a fight
But I know he's not your man cos you've been giving me the eye
Well I'm after your bird mate. Now step aside!
Chorus (Bex)
Baby just dance with me, we can dance all night long (Dance with me, dance with me)
I'm getting low just how you like to the perfect song
I love how you make me feel, you can be my Mr Right
And maybe, just maybe we can dance all night
V2
I get nervous as i seee her walk near
I hope she doesn't realise I'm on my twelfth beer
She beckons me forwards and mouths "come here"
She leans over and whispers something in my ear
But it's too bloody loud and I can't quite hear (What did she say?)
But then our lips lock and she's stroking my beard
I'm the lion king. You feel the love in the air?
As I'm getting off with this beautiful babe with blonde hair
Bum like a peach plus a lovely pair
If you don't leave with me, this wouldn't be fair
And I know this song's over, but I'm going nowhere
Your giving me goosebumps so I better beware
Chorus
V3
Yo
I can't believe I almost let you walk right past me
Now I'm never gonna give you up like Rick Astley
I'm not gonna lie, I am quite smashed, we've
Drunk so much you thought I was rich like Mike Ashley
I can be your Sid and you be my Cassie
You be my school teacher, now how do you class me?
So put down your drink and let's have a chat we'd
Be good together, you seem like a nice lass, see
Don't pretend that you weren't making those eyes at me
I know what that look means, I understand exactly
Cut the crap, let's leave together, it's almost half past three (Come on let's go)
I feel like I'm Ja Rule and you can be my Ashanti
At least give me your number so you can wotsap me
I'd take you on a date if you'd let me know what's happening
I'm Drake, your Kyla, do you mind we
Should spend the night but let's have one more drink shall we?
Chorus
Outro
Dance with me bitch!