[Verse 1]
Stark naked in front of my mirror
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all I've eaten, sugar and fat
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at
A big pot and tripley chin
Oh, what condition my condition was in
(Condition was in)
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame?

[Chorus]
Cyclamates, juicy steaks, sweet things too
Aren't always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
That's what you get when you eat that way

[Verse 2]
I read a book on organic food
(Organic food)
Jumped on a health trip, put me in the mood
(Right in the mood)
You may not get to perfect overnight
But on the way, you're feelin' clean out of sight
We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
(Fairfax and 3rd)
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word
(Give you the word)
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today
We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its' way
[Chorus]
Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town

[Bridge]
H.-E.-L.-P
H.E.L.P. your education creates love which manifests in peace

[Chorus]
Hamburgers and hot dogs, throw 'em all out
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout
If you haven't, why don't you go shopping today?
And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way

[Outro]
H.-E.-L.-P
Radiant Radish is gonna be on Fairfax and 3rd
Sansasanth and Melrose 40452
Oooh, get yourself in for a snack
Yeah, but stop by the Radiant Radish