[Intro]
Perverts, on your knees!
For what you're about to receive
It's definitely def, that's deffo for Defheads
F. Def for the Death-Deaf Undef

[Verse 1]
Astley's in the noose - hang loose, kid!
Lift the lid on the crimes he did
Caught playing safe, it's a bored game
All the same and everybody's playing it
So we steal, so what? So far, so good
We're Robin Hoods, for the good of
The losers, the boozers, the ugly, the crazy
The drunks and the punks, the perverts, the lazy
The trouble here is that trouble never happens
There's bubbles to burst, so making trouble's a first
Rhythm and rhyme, partners in crime
Going for the primetime, I'm gonna get mine!

[Chorus]
This is the law (Don't argue!)
This is the law (Stop grinning!)
Make some noise (Shake what you've got)
Go ahead (Kick a hole in the speaker)
This is the law (For the ugly)
This is the law (Ugly, oh yeah)
Yeah, that's right, kick it!
Go ahead (Kick a hole the speaker)
[Verse 2]
Very metal riffs polluting the air
Can you dig it? Hell yeah!
(Can you dig it?!) (Hell yeah!)
Say it loud and say it proud
It's a far, far better thing we do now
There's no pleasure to treasure in prostitution
What's my solution? Noise pollution!

[Chorus]
This is the law (Don't argue!)
This is the law (Stop grinning!)
Make some noise (Shake what you've got)
Go ahead (Kick a hole in the speaker)
This is the law (For the ugly)
This is the law (Ugly, oh yeah)
Yeah, that's right, kick it!
Go ahead (Kick a hole the speaker)

[Verse 3]
This isn't love, it's just cheap entertainment
The stains on the sheet and the {sheet} on the pavement
Rearing our ugly head, say what's got to be said
With a sledgehammer, no s-s-s-stammer!
Preach to the perverts, teach and convert
Each little excerpt, a feature of expertise
Rough and sleazy, loose and easy
Perverts, can you hear me?
[Chorus]
This is the law (Don't argue!)
This is the law (Stop grinning!)
Make some noise (Shake what you've got)
Go ahead (Kick a hole in the speaker)
This is the law (For the ugly)
This is the law (Ugly, oh yeah)
Yeah, that's right, kick it!
Go ahead (Kick a hole the speaker)