I made my girlfriend famous with me
Because she couldn't believe
How cold and dark it can be
And then I
I grabbed my friends to film it for me
I made a million and three
Now they're not talking to me

(And you)
You made me believe you
You helped me perceive you
You fucked with my mood
(Ah, ah, ah)
You left when you're needed
I think you might be dead
I think that you're rude
(Ah, ah, ah)

So hold on to Monday
Cause they'll take it away
And taking it easy
Ain't as easy as they say

I'm tired of being told how to breathe
And how much water to drink
That shit's so boring to me
I told you I can't find the paper you need
I need to taper my drinks
There's people messing with me
(Hee hee hee hee)
You made me believe you
You helped me perceive you
You fucked with my mood
Ah, ah, ah

You're boring to me
You're just boring to me
You're just boring to me
You're boring to me
It's not important to me
It's not important to me
You're not important to me

So hold on to Monday
Cause they'll take it away
And taking it easy
Ain't as easy as they say
So take me to Tuesday
I don't like to take
Cause taking it easy
Ain't as easy as they say

It's not important to me
It's not important to me
You're not important to me
It's not important to me
It's not important to me
You're not important to me
You're not important to me
It's not important to me