[Intro: Announcer]
The ol' Aggie Arena
Scheduled for demolition more times than Ax and Smash
Tear it down, let it be, tear it down, let it be
The city wants it gone, but the people want it to stay
They're protective of it's history
I'm sure you've heard about the War of '84
Well this was ground zero
They hit this bedraggled building more times than Dusty hit Flair
And still it wouldn't go down
It's no surprise they wanted to squeeze another event out of here
This crowd ain't scared of the past
This is how they like it
Even the rats appear to be comfortable in plain sight
Some think they actually enjoy the spectacle of half-naked men slamming into each other
But the truth is their little feet get stuck to that syrupy grime on the floor
A real captive audience as they say

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