Rob was so shocked on Lyon's Den
When I did not want to kiss him
You see the problem is, Rob, you're such a whore
You completely forgot we hooked up before...

You showed me your penis
When I was just sixteen-ish
Back in 1988
I was that girl in your sex tape

Maybe you missed my name
Because you were high on so much cocaine
Out of all your films
I'm the best thing you were ever in
Yeah, in his whole career
I'm the best thing Rob Lowe's has ever been in