[Verse 1]
I could tell the world just one thing
It would be how to wash your hands
First together, then interlaced fingers
Do the same thing, but palms to backs
Do the cool handshake, and then fingernails on palms
Make like a farmer, and milk your thumbs
And lasso the tops of your arms

[Chorus]
These hands are washed like so
With water first and then with soap
Scrub back and forth, and to and fro
For at least 30 seconds

[Bridge]
'Cause in the end, only hygiene matters, oh
In the end, only hygiene matters