Spoken in the voice of Dr. Strangelove:

I have made several experiments, and I have come to this conclusion.
(So...)

You think that you have lost your love
Well, I saw her yesterday
It is you that she's thinking of
And she's told me what to say
She says she loves you (YEAH!)
Yeah, yeah. She loves you (YEAH!)
Yeah, yeah. She loves you (YEAH! YEAH!)
Yeah, yeah

She said you hurt her so (Good)
She almost lost her mind (Good is goodie)
And now she says
She knows that you're not the hurting kind (I am)
She says she loves you (YEAH!)
Yeah, yeah. She loves you (YEAH!)
Yeah, yeah. She loves you (YEAH-EAH!)
Yeah, yeah (YEAH!)

You know, it's up to you
I think that it's only fair
Pride can hurt you too
Apologise to her (GUSHPLINING-ABLITZ!)
Because she loves you (YEAH HAHA!)
Yeah, yeah. She loves you (YEAH!)
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!