[Verse 1]
[Brian Matthew] Is that it? Is that the end?
[Paul] Yeah, yeah, that's it
[John] Fade, fade!
[Brian] Good track Oh, well, we'll stop there, stop there, stop there

[Verse 2]
[John] What an end!
[Brian] Quiet! All right, George
[John] Fade!
[Brian] Hold it!
[George] Oh, thank you
[John] Fade, you silly

[Verse 3]
[Brian] Well, we did We did that Oh, no! No! We've done that bit!
[John] The train comes in now
[Brian] We did that
[John] Yeah

[Verse 4]
[Brian] To prove we weren't playing the record, then, you see 'Cause, otherwise, there's no point in you being here, is there? Ha, ha, ha!
[John] Yeah, we did that, 'cause it sounds just like it, don't it?
[Brian] Pretty cool lot of fellows, aren't you? Here, Ringo, have a banana, catch!