[Intro]
I'll just have cheese and lettuce and marmite sandwich... and coffee
Ok a-one, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps

[Verse 2]
I don't know why nobody told you
How to unfold your love
I don't know how someone controlled you
They bought and sold you

[Verse 3]
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh

[Verse 4]
I don't know how you were diverted
You were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
[Outro]
Yeah
Hold it, Harry (Sorry)
It's okay, I sang... tried to do a Smokey and I just aren't Smokey (Take ten)