[Intro; Spoken]
...Well, well, well
What do you think of all that? Do you think I can do it better?
I think I can do it a bit better
Oh yeah?
Ok see, I want to just try and do one quiet verse, one loud verse, and then that's it really

[Verse 1]
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

[Verse 2]
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

[Verse 3]
Why don't we do it in the road, yeah?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
[Outro; Spoken]
Was that okay? (Oh, yes)
Cause' I won't come and listen to that one
However, I will move this microphone nearer the piano, should I