[Intro]
Hello

[Verse 1]
I heard that Theo was a vampire
So, won't you drink my blood?
Oh, misogynistic vampire
Oh, won't you drink my blood?
'Cause it's alright now, alright
It's alright now, a-woah-oh

[Verse 2]
"Look at my clothes, look what I'm wearing"
They ask you "drink my blood
Oh, misogynistic vampire
Why won't you drink my blood?"
'Cause it's alright now, oh-oh
It's alright, no, it's not okay

[Bridge]

Woo-hoo! Everybody

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, misogynistic vampire
Why don't you drink my blood?
Why don't you drink my blood?
Oh, misogynistic vampire
Drink my blood

[Chorus]
I heard that Theo was a vampire
Why don't you drink my blood?
I heard that Theo was a vampire
Why don't you drink my blood?

[Outro]
('Cause it's alright) It's okay, it's okay now, okay
It's okay, it's okay now, okay
It's okay, it's okay now, it's okay
It's okay, it's okay

Woo-hoo