Verse 1
Now Alex, I'm not tryna scare ye, But I think there's an alien in the area
It's face was green like the puff that we have, that was in the bag now I don't want another drag
What, shut up you're lying
No I'm not man I'm on the verge of crying, I think he's tryna kill us I think he's gonna get us
Casper you're paro off the devil's lettuce, now chill the fuck out there's no alien about, smoke this joint after that drought of.. cheeeezeee!!, here toke this
Shut the fuck up and let me focus, we're gonna get kidnapped I feel were hopeless
You can only take green in small doses
Look, I'm about to shit a brick, I'm never getting a bag again with you on tick, cause that cheese really has ye in bad nick and there's an alien around so we better move quick
You've lost the plot pal man you need some help
If you saw what I saw I'd guarantee you'd wet yourself, that's it now I've really had enough, no more green for me unless it's kush
Shut the fuck up ye love ammo ye pup
There's the bleedin' alien, get in the bush !

**Chorus**
Intergalactic puff, hundred million light years away, intergalactic puff, intergalactic puff, .. intergalactic puff, hundred million light years away, intergalactic puff, intergalactic puff, ..
(X2)

Verse 2
What the fuck, you were being honest
I know we might get raped on a bleedin' car bonnet
Well he could be Scandinavian, Romanian or French Canadian
Fuck that man I'm sure he's an alien
Would ye say the fucker even brought a ufo, he'll bring us to space and never let us go
We'll have to spark a joint and always leave him a blow and I'd say in space they give mad dort bags of snow
Fuck that man that sounds like hell, and I'd say intergalactic puff doesn't have a nice smell
Ye I'd say all the weed is a mad stoney sorta buzz, no taste whatsoever when ye toke on the bud, pretty much all the green is fucking muck, and when ya don't get skipped you're the one with the luck
Not a chance am I going there I couldn't give a fuck
There it is again Casper fuck sake duck !
**Chorus**

Verse 3
Thank fuck it's about time yiz waited
Listen here alien I know ye might be hated, but me and Casey actually think yiz are pretty sound, and we might go in on a big ass pound of .. lemon haze!, so don't take us away
Ye cause all the green out that way is all sprayed
What the fuck boys just wait and see that I'm not an alien ye it's actually me, the top mc Zade I.M.P, who had a mad trip from doing dust off a key
Ahaha lovely you had us all worried, we thought you were an alien so we bounced in a hurry
Love it was that the cheese yiz were smoking
Yeah but we stopped, Casper paro from the toking
Ye that makes sense and the cheese gives ye paro trips, and I can get better bags for only twenty-five blips, by the way I've a munch so I wanna get chips and maybe some curry with chicken strips, and I had a long day dealing with proper ticks, so come on we leg it..
WHOPPER TRIPS
.. wait until I tell sid