Casey:
Thats my fathers nephews cousin thats me brothers
And theres only one woman in the family soon to pass than me mother
Thats my sister and shes protected by the clan not a single man has kissed her
Cuz we've ben through the famine thats familys skin and blister
You lay your hands on one and well be choppin off your pisser
We've no mother up the ra 10 uncles one da 8 brothers
And when were all in for a pint let alone the locals cuz they shutter when they hear the name of slaughtery the locals get the scutters
And we run the local butchers its named after me mother
Rest in piece her soul the woman cut our Sunday dinners with the finest turkey roast
If you want to have my sister you'll have to have a knock off every member of the fam after a hard days on the dock, its my time on the clock, to bait this asian pock, so sit easy for a minute while i cook him like a wok

Chorus:
All of the man of the slaughtery clan
Must go 1 on 1 with 1 little man
Lets hope this asian man can fight as good as Jackie Chan
Lets hope this asian man can fight as good as Jackie Chan

Alex:
I don't care if your a brit coon gouk or a beaner
Once you can have a knock ill be fond of your demeanour
How many one on ones can you take without a breather
You wanna marry my sister? You're gonna have to achieve her
Cuz when you're in this place we don't care about your race
The only thing that matters: can you smash un someones face
Put you through your pace and see if you hold your weight
If you get to the end if this well crack open the crates
Family of tradition
Roman catholic christian
All the men have scraps while the women stay in the kitchen
This is our religion the priests wrestle for decision
Have a knock, throw a dig, swing it with precision
If you wanna know the rules ill slaughter me clan
We say no to drugs, we drink lots of cans
Except we smoke hash on Christmas and throw a nice right hand
'Specially when it comes to fightin dirty black and tans
Blowin up the uv, we travel 'cross the land
When you're in this family sergeant slaughters in command
Come and take a stand have a knock if you're a man
Smokin hash every week well i hope yis understand
Chorus:
All along the land we're the slaughtery clan
Must achieve the courage to fight every single man
Lets hope this asian man can fight as good as Jackie Chan
Lets hope this asian man can fight as good as Jackie Chan

Jesus:
The gouk is dead