All I got this year
Was this lousy head to tear
Presents wrapped with greed
Turn your back and walk away

Merry fucking Christmas!
Give it away!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Give it away!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Give it away!
Merry fucking Christmas!

Don't forget your Christmas cheer
'Cause Santa's going to die this year
Santa's going to die!
Santa's going to die!
Pete Wentz plays in Fall Out Boy
Here's his number, girls and boys:
847-400-48, 1 and 4

You better call him, he's in Fall Out Boy, you better call him

All I want this year
Is a model and a beer
My queen will rule you all
Fuck this world and deck the halls
Don't forget your Christmas cheer
'Cause Santa's going to die this year
Santa's going to die!
Santa's going to die!
Pete Wentz plays in Fall Out Boy
Here's his number, girls and boys:
847-400-48, 1 and 4

Slaying!
Slaying!
Slaying!
Slaying!