[Verse]
I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today

[Chorus]
Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

[Verse]
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

[Chorus]
Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
[Bridge]
You'll be the last girl on my list, action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say!
You'll be the last girl on my list, action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say!

[Outro]
(You'll be the last girl on my list, action's just a click away)
(These things photographs could never say!)
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list, action's just a click away)
(These things photographs could never say!)
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty